toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

(via lgbtlaughs)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via rae-ganpewpew)

tastefullyoffensive:

Kind of genius. [x]

kamisamafr:

True Age of the Disney Princesses
By Naya

(via think-feel-disney)

(Source: quixsilver, via supernatural-explosion)

blackmorgan:

comediva:

here to defeat his brother Lokitty

(via cumber-bitches)

(Source: butt-berry, via guy)

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via pizza)

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor, via cumber-bitches)

kayla-ships-klaine-and-destiel:

castiel-in-white-boxers:

but what if dean starts fixing Castiel’s tie and buttons like this

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and then he looks up, they stare into each other’s eyes for some long seconds and he suddenly starts undoing the buttons??????

and what if sam is standing next to them and starts yelling “whoa guys wait a minute”

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

closet-sherlockian:

chatterboxrose:

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

 

#I regret nothing

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

(Source: society6.com, via dexterthings)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need a profile image for my website.

Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?

Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.

lost-in-kristanna:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

le-frozenpocalypse-center:

Let the Warm Hugs rage on!

IN SUUUUUMMMMMMMEEEERRRRR!!!

The heat never bothered me anyway

toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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(Source: wannabe-belle, via lost-in-kristanna)